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battlensign

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Need Some Help......

I am planning to attend one of the consultation meetings for the White Paper and need some assistance in finding quotable sources for some of the initiatives to be put before the panel. In particular, at this time, I am looking for:

1) Sources indicating 2 MRTTs to be used for VIP Transport

2) Information regarding any additional options for more MRTT aircraft: Any left? How Many? How Long? etc

I am sure I will have more questions than this in the future (meeting is on 22 July). Any assistance would be much appreciated.

Brett.
 

Magoo

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I am planning to attend one of the consultation meetings for the White Paper and need some assistance in finding quotable sources for some of the initiatives to be put before the panel. In particular, at this time, I am looking for:

1) Sources indicating 2 MRTTs to be used for VIP Transport

2) Information regarding any additional options for more MRTT aircraft: Any left? How Many? How Long? etc

I am sure I will have more questions than this in the future (meeting is on 22 July). Any assistance would be much appreciated.

Brett.
1) This is pure speculation - mainly on the part of the media after comments by ACM Houston to Senate Estimates a few weeks ago saying that there is a perceived need for a larger VIP aircraft. There is no active project to convert any of the five ordered KC-30s or to acquire any extra KC-30s/A330s at this time as the BBJs have 5 years left to run on their current lease. But there is believed to be considerable interest within government, the RAAF and DMO in possibly converting one or two of the three A330 options currently being held under Project Air 5402, and ordering these aircraft with VIP interiors as well as with some level of tanking/freighter capability as well. One of the issues is, there is a perception that there may be an ongoing requirement for the BBJs as well, albeit perhaps without the long range belly tanks.

2) The DMO is holding options for three additional A330s with Airbus (note: not with EADS), and these options expire at the end of 2008. An option is basically a production slot which Airbus is holding but will need to either convert or sell to someone else before long-lead items need to be ordered. The CEO of EADS Australia, Fabrice Rocheraux is quoted as confirming this in a recent article on the KC-30 in Australian Aviation magazine.

There will undoubtedly be a political and public backlash to ordering larger VIP aircraft, although this would likely be short-lived and something the government may be willing to tolerate.

However, it is almost certain there will be no decision made until the White Paper is handed to government. It may be possible to lease the VIP A330s through a similar lease and support arrangement as that of the current VIP fleet (Hawker Pacific/Qantas/QDS), and therefore not incur any penalities in ending the BBJ lease.

Magoo
 

Tasman

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1) This is pure speculation - mainly on the part of the media after comments by ACM Houston to Senate Estimates a few weeks ago saying that there is a perceived need for a larger VIP aircraft. There is no active project to convert any of the five ordered KC-30s or to acquire any extra KC-30s/A330s at this time as the BBJs have 5 years left to run on their current lease. But there is believed to be considerable interest within government, the RAAF and DMO in possibly converting one or two of the three A330 options currently being held under Project Air 5402, and ordering these aircraft with VIP interiors as well as with some level of tanking/freighter capability as well...

Magoo
Thanks for the info Magoo. It puts the media comments into perspective.

Tas
 

battlensign

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1) This is pure speculation - mainly on the part of the media after comments by ACM Houston to Senate Estimates a few weeks ago saying that there is a perceived need for a larger VIP aircraft. There is no active project to convert any of the five ordered KC-30s or to acquire any extra KC-30s/A330s at this time as the BBJs have 5 years left to run on their current lease. But there is believed to be considerable interest within government, the RAAF and DMO in possibly converting one or two of the three A330 options currently being held under Project Air 5402, and ordering these aircraft with VIP interiors as well as with some level of tanking/freighter capability as well. One of the issues is, there is a perception that there may be an ongoing requirement for the BBJs as well, albeit perhaps without the long range belly tanks.

2) The DMO is holding options for three additional A330s with Airbus (note: not with EADS), and these options expire at the end of 2008. An option is basically a production slot which Airbus is holding but will need to either convert or sell to someone else before long-lead items need to be ordered. The CEO of EADS Australia, Fabrice Rocheraux is quoted as confirming this in a recent article on the KC-30 in Australian Aviation magazine.

There will undoubtedly be a political and public backlash to ordering larger VIP aircraft, although this would likely be short-lived and something the government may be willing to tolerate.

However, it is almost certain there will be no decision made until the White Paper is handed to government. It may be possible to lease the VIP A330s through a similar lease and support arrangement as that of the current VIP fleet (Hawker Pacific/Qantas/QDS), and therefore not incur any penalities in ending the BBJ lease.

Magoo
Thanks Magoo.....

That would certainly explain my inability to source anything official on the subject. If what you say is the case then I can remove it as one of my issues to go through............."excellent"......:cool:

Brett.
 

Magoo

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Thanks Magoo.....

That would certainly explain my inability to source anything official on the subject. If what you say is the case then I can remove it as one of my issues to go through............."excellent"......:cool:

Brett.
Oh, don't get me wrong, I think it's a valid issue. But I just don't know that it ranks too highly when compared to other, more pressing defence issues.
 

winnyfield

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There will undoubtedly be a political and public backlash to ordering larger VIP aircraft, although this would likely be short-lived and something the government may be willing to tolerate.

However, it is almost certain there will be no decision made until the White Paper is handed to government. It may be possible to lease the VIP A330s through a similar lease and support arrangement as that of the current VIP fleet (Hawker Pacific/Qantas/QDS), and therefore not incur any penalities in ending the BBJ lease.
The larger plane is intended in large part (excuse the pun) for the press. Surely they'd be smart enough to shut the f*ck up. Then again, governments are increasingly top-heavy; all the extra space will be taken by staff.

Pure speculation: leasing a BBJ 787 would suit much better. Qantas will be a major 787 operator and in VIP configuration, it's able to make the Kangaroo and Pacific hop (again, excuse the pun) without refueling.
 

battlensign

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Oh, don't get me wrong, I think it's a valid issue. But I just don't know that it ranks too highly when compared to other, more pressing defence issues.
Feel free to PM me about anything RAAF specific (or otherwise) that you think might need raising......

Brett.
 

barra

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Good to be back, looking over the posts from the last month or so it seems some things don't change and some people can't let go. I won't even mention its name but would former PM Paul Keating have said " it is the fighter we had to have"??

Anyhoo the issues of Caribou replacement and particularly KC-30B/VIP aircraft do interest me.

As Magoo has pointed out the Bou's days are numbered. Apart from the fact that it is getting older, costlier and harder to maintain it is not survivable in a modern combat zone. So its effectiveness is limited to basically training in Australia or OPs in countries were there is no air or SAM threat like East Timor or Bougainville. Talk of replacing the Bous with Chinooks is crazy talk IMV and shows a lack of understanding by the peolpe concerned of what their respective roles are. They both carry out niche roles that if dropped would leave large holes in the ADF's ability to move Army and its bits and pieces around the battlefield. The real worth of the Caribou is its ability to operate into/out of short strips, in the New Guinea highlands in particular. No other aircraft in the ADF has this ability and that includes the choppers. Any replacement would have to be able to match this performance at altitude and STOL, it is just to important to our interests in that part of the world.

My take on the MRTT conversion story was that they were referring to their use during election campaigns only. Media had a whinge during the last election that there wasn't enough room for all of them on the BBJ and some had to fly on civi airlines. :( My heart bleeds for the poor darlings. The KC-30B does not have "auxillary tanks" as someone alluded to, the fuel to offload for AAR missions comes straight from the internal, stock standard tanks fitted to any A330 airframe. They will be able to carry out their main role of tanking fighters whilst simultaneously deploying squadron staff and most of their equipment at the same time. They will be configured with a business class and economy class for ADF use with the schnorkers in business and the dirty unwashed heathens down the back in economy. Now when they are used during elections the pollies would be up the front and the journos down back. Maybe the business class just got a bit classier because the pollies will be using it and that is what all the fuss is about???

Is a small price to pay really, 4-6 weeks of inconvenience every 4 years or so is not that bad. I don't expect to see the BBJs returned and VIP A330's ordered anytime soon, even Kev oh sev couldn't sell that.

Cheers.
 

F-111 Fanatic

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So they should be, in the interests of National Security, loose lips sink ships et al.
That's the good side of Official Secrets acts, the downside is that it also ensures the truth behind decision making involving many billions of dollars won't be known for at least 30 years, if ever.
Senior government officials and politicians will have retired and gone on to consultancies, directorships or unbelievably lucrative speaking tours and passed into history very wealthy men.
Senior military officers who didn't rock the boat will have got the promotions they were after, or to rephrase, would definitely not have got if they had rocked the it. There are also consultancies and various well paid positions available for them in the after service life aren't there?
Buying the Super Hornets is a great decision given the amount of money wasted and still to be wasted [CBRs] on many of our present aged Hornet fleet and another 24 wouldn't go astray. This is not to say many of the upgrades weren't necessary but now the USN is sharing it's production batches with us, they're surely not necessary to complete, given the often mentioned opinions about no real threats in this area.
According to much of the 'expert' opinion in this thread, I have read all 86 pages prior to joining, the new Hornet will do all that is required in our area. More importantly it seems, though not as strenuously put, we will be able to quickly send them elsewhere as a fully integrated part of a coalition force. To be seen as a good, dutiful ally no doubt but integration with our major allies' systems is essential, providing they actually share all data with us.
The logic of some experts here escapes me a little as at one time they argue, for example, the F111 [even upgraded] is unsurvivable in our area so we need the F35 but at other times the same experts argue we have/will have no credible threats in this region so the F22 [even if available, as was proposed at one time] is not required. Little mention is made of how our classic Hornets would cope over the next ten years.
I am not, nor have ever been connected with a site so many here hate with a passion so any negative comments re my mention of the F111 and F22 will be wasted.
My only point here is we own the F111 fleet and the F22 is in service plus it is my understanding it was cleared at a high level for supply to Australia only, at one point, then suddenly killed. I believe that was just before our decision to join the JSF program was suddenly announced?
There has been much fuss made about an orphan F111 fleet. I'd rather own a potent orphan than an unfilled order form, at least until the item ordered is tested and in service. Enough Super Hornets should do well enough though.
The Israelis seem to do rather well with orphans and an indigenous arms industry to support them, don't they?
It is abundantly clear the decision to commit to a proposed purchase of the developmental F35 [no matter how great it will, or may be] was heavily politically influenced and it is also in Lockheed Martin's interest to have us tied to the JSF program and not the F22. To think that Lockheed Martin and Boeing don't have huge political clout here and in the USA is unrealistic.
So many times in this thread 'expert' comments have been made about senior ADF staff watching their career prospects, so why should I believe that unbiased appraisals of our needs, presented by personnel committed to the troops, are prevalent at the highest level? If they are and their judgments are being ignored surely word would have got out by now?
The reality is defense purchases are all too often a political compromise which leaves us waiting for assets our service personnel deserve to have and not always the ones they should have, when they should have them.
The F35 may be as good as it's proposed to be, it is not yet proven and it may be deliverable in the time frame quoted, only time will tell.
Anyone, 'expert' or not, who claims these things as a certainty would do well to remember the original F111 saga [amongst many others] and stop playing PR man for Lockheed Martin or their own undisclosed interests if any.
It's in Boeing's and the USN's interest to sell us the Super Hornet from the USNs' production lots, so we should take advantage of that and buy another 24 and take the pressure off our Classic squadrons ASAP.
It may not be an F111, F22, F15E or F35 but it is proven, multi-role, available now, compatible with our infrastructure and new off the line. The F35 is not yet an operational reality, despite what one could read here about its 'capabilities', the future of the F111 has been decided but surely it could be kept flying long enough to allow complete delivery of the additional Supers and the retirement of 24 of our oldest Hornets? I doubt this would have any impact on the numbers of F35s we may have on the roster in the long run and would give us a much more economical , reliable, modern combat capability in a much shorter time frame.
Cheers,
Mac

Just quoted yours as its on topic with a few posts there in regards to the F-22...

The RAAF has had a terrible history with its aquisition of front line jet aircraft. The terrible mistake that no one thought could be possibly made again was unbelievebly - made again.

The F-111 Saga, a blessing in diguise it turns out - truely one of the greatest aircraft ever designed and I'd give General Dynamics my first born in thanks if they still existed - The delays in delivery resulted in us aquireing the F-4 Phontoms and almost buying back from the scrapyards what was left of our Canberra fleet in interim.

After that, some of you might remember or know of the proccess and in particular the aircraft in the running for the Mirage fighter replacment many years back?

Off the top off my head, the options were:

F-16 Falcon
F-14 Tomcat
F-15 Eagle
F/A-18 Hornet
Saab Vigen
Mirage 2000

I think there may have been one or two more, but that list still clearly demonstrates that we have a peanut at the helm when it came to selection. The criteria basically called for specially a TWIN ENGINE supersonic capable fighter. SO that wrote the F-16 off for reasons now wrong or right...

But surely... surely even those of you who are fans of that horrid aicraft named the "Hornet" must agree, that there is zero competition when it comes to deciding between the capabilities of a Hornet Vs the F-14 (which may have been shyed away from due to the F-111's dramas that occured because of the swing wing and its pivot box failure in early days, which was the cause of delay) and failing the F-14, the F-15 was still without question the correct choice there!?!?

I'm an open opponent of the whole F-18 series aircraft I'll admit, but even those of you who like the things must admit that we should be flying the F-15's today.

It seems history has a way of repeating though.

Australia wanted the F-22 Raptor as no doubt you all know... problem was, America doesnt trust anyone with them. Its not like we've been at thier side through every conflict or anything... we shouldnt be trusted us Aussies... all convicts!

The reasoning was pretty blunt, "we're not prepared to share the technology of the F-22 with any foreighn nation..." - Well thanks America... What they are essentially saying is, the F-35 is rubbish, the F-22 is the only aircraft that is truely comparable to the SU-27/30/35 aircraft that all of our rather hostile (bloody kiwi's ;) j/k ) neighbours are equipping with and you expect us to play bitch in the Oceana reigon for the next 20 or so years... if we last that long now...


The ironic thing is... we've been offered the SUKOI, and we're still too busy impressing america and the now rather defunkt NATO allies, on the other side of the world....

Its pretty obviouse that if we got the Sukoi's, it would be frowned upon by our other western allies for "starting to do bizzo with the commies" ... but the fact is, if the US gave us the F-22 aircraft we really wanted (because at least they then wouldnt be watching our air force on the Comedy Channel like the joke it is about to become) instead of onselling us thier runner up prize, we wouldnt be forced into that position...

To rub salt in the wounds, we bought more of those damn F-18's. I hope Kevin Rudd has a family member who at least knows what a Boing 747 is... at least then somone might be able to advise him a little better than Johnny Howard and his amazing knowledge of Military Aircraft capabilities ;)

I cant help but feel though, the whole F-35 program is being forced upon us all now - because I have a funny feeling Lockheed Martin really needed this win... or they might have followed the path of McDonel Douglass and General Dynamics, down the drain.

Boing had a cry when they lost the JSF competition, but they have thier airliner and heavy transport aircraft industry to pay the bills, having an ugly aircraft diddnt help much either though I guess :D

Anyway, rant over, sorry, in Summary, F-111's good, F-18's bad, and Australia is going to get owned one day very soon with our loss of regional air superiority. :D
 

StingrayOZ

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The F-18 wasn't the most terrible plane we ever bought. There is nothing wrong with that purchase. We already had a F-111, the F-15 didn't really become a strike plane until later. The F-14 was a dead end, even for the USN, Im glad we didn't go down that road. F-16 wouldn't have been a terrible choice, but for many reasons we didn't go down that road.F-18 is still being developed and improved for the USN and we have shared operators like Canada also which helps in things like training, maintence, etc. We could have got the Mirage 2000... Think of that!

With hindsight the F-15 proberly would have been the ideal choice with strike versions replacing the F-111 when it retired.

The US is making it easy for everybody. Its the F-35. The only problem Australia has, is its running out of airframes hours on F-111 and F-18 before F-35 deliveries happen. Unfortunately for us this is also happening with the FFG's retiring and before the AWD program kicks off. Leaving a weak area of capability that should have long been forseen.

How good is the F-35? Well they will soon stop making F-22's and only make F-35's. They will replace F-15, F-16, F-18.

I would argue the only silly decision being made is not including the F-35B into the purchase and therefore not having a deployable, active airforce.
 

old faithful

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We had a requirment of 75 multi role fighters. 75 F15, or F14,s were out the question at the time, as both were limited as multi role fighters. F16,s were possible, but single engine and lacked BVR capability. We nearly got the M2000, as we were flying the mirage 111O,s at the time. Glad we got the F18,s After 23 years we still fly 71 out of 75. Not bad at all.
 

PeterM

Active Member
That is a good point, the F-35 after expected to have a service life until around 2040; with an expected in service date of around 2015, thats 25 years of service.

By 2035-40 it is almost certain that the US will no longer be the dominant regional power; By then China and India will have built advanced air and naval forces. It will be a very different operational environment for the ADF.
 

F-111 Fanatic

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The F-18 wasn't the most terrible plane we ever bought.
ahh yes there was the Army Nomads, how did I forget!?!?!

F-15 didn't really become a strike plane until later.
The F-18 isnt a strike plane... we wernt looking for a strike plane, we were looking for a front line, multirole fighter, which is exactly what the F-15 was/is. Therefore it totally fit the criteria of selection.

The F-14 was a dead end, even for the USN, Im glad we didn't go down that road.
Cant say I've heard that claim before? Just out of interest, what do you base that on.. because from all I know about the F-14, it served brilliantly in its role? Not saying that you might not have some kind of point, i'd just love to hear it thats all...

F-16 wouldn't have been a terrible choice, but for many reasons we didn't go down that road.
It was out of the running before the race even started because of the single engine config. Still, I'd have one if you gave it to me...

F-18 is still being developed and improved for the USN and we have shared operators like Canada also which helps in things like training, maintence, etc. We could have got the Mirage 2000... Think of that!
The F-18 has generally been a fairly smooth aircraft to operate.. no real negative attention or publicity like the F-111 for instance....

Doesnt make it an "exceptional" plane though... Its without question not somthing you would wanna take on with your Cessna 170 - but it just feels so... bare minimum... sure... it might be great for the USA who have a plethura of other aircraft of greater capability (like the F-22, the B-1B and god knows what else) that often act before the F-18 even knows there's a war on. I'm not saying it isnt potent... But do consider that I probably wouldnt be bitching about F-18's now if, like the yanks, we had a bunch of F-22's as an insurance policy either... We've got what the americans obviously consider as a 'mid range' fighter acting as our front line.

It wasnt the best possible choice back when the original Hornets were purchased and with changing threats and technology to consider with those threats (namely the Su), the F-18 is out of its depth in todays current situation... Australia is the largest and most stable country in our arc of interest and having our front line defence fighter of lesser capability to our not so stable neighbours is eventually going to come back to bite us in the ass.

With hindsight the F-15 proberly would have been the ideal choice with strike versions replacing the F-111 when it retired.
Yeah, i have heard around the traps that the F-15E would be a candidate for the job... but really, it still doesnt match the F-111 in its role... its an odd situation where our 60 year old jet still has one over anything we try to replace it with, but maybee instead of wasting 20Bn on interim jets, the government should have admitted thier mistake with the wing failure test, swallowed thier pride and gone back to the original plan to keep the aircraft in service till 2015/2020...

Then again, with Boeing being the body behind the sale F-18 these days and Boeing being the main contractor for the F-111 deep maintanience these days, one must wonder how accidental the wing jig test drama actually was. Gives a great foot in the door doesnt it?

How good is the F-35? Well they will soon stop making F-22's and only make F-35's. They will replace F-15, F-16, F-18.
Thats quite a scarey thought really... I doubt the F-35 matches the new generation russian aircraft to be hounest and well.. you see my point.

I would argue the only silly decision being made is not including the F-35B into the purchase and therefore not having a deployable, active airforce.

Well, sadly, yes... we cant keep the amazing F-111's forever and sadly that day i have always dredded is now approaching.. but I am having a real hard time understanding why everyone has pretty much just accepted that we're taking a step backwards in airpower capability, performance and national security. We're walking away from the traditional arrangment of having a dedicated strike bomber and seperate fighter - and putting our eggs into one basket - a plane that does half of each...

Its not a better bomber than the 111 and its probably not even a better fighter than an F-18 when u consider that it lacks external weapons storage. Stealth isnt the be all and end all and frankly, I believe that other tactics such as the F-111 employes with its TFR and raw power and low altitudes can provide the same penetration of airspace success rate and cost a fraction of the price.
 
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battlensign

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Well, sadly, yes... we cant keep the amazing F-111's forever and sadly that day i have always dredded is now approaching.. but I am having a real hard time understanding why everyone has pretty much just accepted that we're taking a step backwards in airpower capability, performance and national security. We're walking away from the traditional arrangment of having a dedicated strike bomber and seperate fighter - and putting our eggs into one basket - a plane that does half of each...

Its not a better bomber than the 111 and its probably not even a better fighter than an F-18 when u consider that it lacks external weapons storage. Stealth isnt the be all and end all and frankly, I believe that other tactics such as the F-111 employes with its TFR and raw power and low altitudes can provide the same penetration of airspace success rate and cost a fraction of the price.
You are not the only one who thinks this. Have you read any of the stuff from Air Power Australia? Might be right up your alley............ ;)

Brett.
 

rossfrb_1

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ahh yes there was the Army Nomads, how did I forget!?!?!




It was out of the running before the race even started because of the single engine config. Still, I'd have one if you gave it to me...
Nomads are making a comeback!
http://www.newsaviation.com/content.php?page=30&sub_id=51

re the F-16s - IRC the decision was eventually whittled down to the F-18 or the F-16, with the F-18 eventaully being announced the winner. It seemed that the F-16 was in there a long time with a chance.

rb
 

F-111 Fanatic

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You are not the only one who thinks this. Have you read any of the stuff from Air Power Australia? Might be right up your alley............ ;)

Brett.
Yeh, seen some of thier articles... and while I am certain that no one could possibly understand the level of my F-111 obsession, i'm glad that there are others out there that also recognise how incredible and still ahead of today this aircraft is.

I probably need some kind of counciling come to think of it... :nutkick
 

F-111 Fanatic

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Nomads are making a comeback!
http://www.newsaviation.com/content.php?page=30&sub_id=51

re the F-16s - IRC the decision was eventually whittled down to the F-18 or the F-16, with the F-18 eventaully being announced the winner. It seemed that the F-16 was in there a long time with a chance.

rb
I was once speaking with a Nomad pilot and in our conversation I asked him

"Hey, these Nomads are dropping out of the sky like nazi propoganda leaflets... what are you going to do if your plane does the monster no deal on you one day?"

He diddnt miss a beat and came back with "Well... I'm going to take off my jocks and put em over my head..."

To which I replied "err.. whaaaaat onnn eaaarrtthhh forrr?"

"When those crash investigators arrive on the scene, they will wonder what the fuck was going on!"
 

barra

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The F-18 was designed as a tactical fighter/attack aircraft, not air superiority or deep strike, and as such has been very successfull. Due to its naval background it was designed with ease of maintenance in mind for example an engine change in a Hornet can be carried out in just a couple of hours. They are easy to turn around so sortie rates are high. They have been delivering the salt for the past two decades and will continue to for some time yet.

From what I remember of the selection process the F-15 was not selected because it was solely an air superiority fighter and was seen as to expensive, the strike eagle had not even been thought of in the late seventies/early eighties. The Tomcats were considered after the Shah of Iran was overthrown, I think the yanks were keen for us to by them off the Ayahtollahs thus tidying up one little problem for both of them. After the RAAF's experience with losing so many Mirages there was not much stomach for a single engine fighter which pretty much rules out the rest. (and after being virtually blackmailed by the French into buying Squirrel choppers for Mirage spares we weren't going to buy another French product!!)

Hindsight is perfect, clearly F-15A or C's followed by F-15E's to replace the -111s later on would have been perfect. An all F-15 force would have given us some degree of economy of scale with commonality in training, maintenance etc but alas it was not to be.
 

battlensign

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Does anyone believe that the good news on the costs of the JSF, reported to be between 58.7 and 75 Million per plane, makes it more likely we will be able to get the full 100? (or sneakily include some Bs?)

Brett.
 

F-111 Fanatic

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I find it laughable that our government commited us to such a buy based on a price that "may or may not go up about 100 million dollars per unit"... and then told us the reason why no other airfract were considered was because it was such a great bargain.... that turned out to be more exy that any of the other aircraft, with no set delivery date, a 20billion dollar bridge gap and costs still riseing....

What exactly are these JSF's really going to end up costing us!?!?!

I hate them already and we havent even got them yet.
 
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