Zane Zelenski joined the army. Since everything in the army is done in alphabetical order, Zane was constantly missing out when the equipment was assigned.
When rifles were being assigned, they ran out. His Sergeant said, "Don't worry,everything is fine and we will never go to war anyway. But for training, here is a broom. Just hold it to your shoulder and yell BANG, that'll do you just fine."
Next came fighting knives, but they ran out. His Sergeant said, "Don't worry,everything is fine and we will never go to war anyway. But for training, here is a stick. Just hold it up and yell STAB STAB, that'll do you just fine."
Next came Grenades, and like before, they ran out. His Sergeant said, "Don't worry,everything is fine and we will never go to war anyway. But for training, here is a twig. Just break off the end, throw it, and yell BOOM, that'll do you just fine."
The next day, war was declared. Zane soon found himself at the front surrounded by his dead comrades.
He saw an enemy crawling toward him so he put the broom to his shoulder, aimed and yelled BANG! His enemy dropped dead.
He saw a machine gun team trying to get their gun into action against him so he grabbed his twig. He broke the end off and threw it at them. He yelled BOOM, and pieces of dead enemy rained across the sky.
He then saw one enemy walking toward him at a deliberate pace.
He aimed his broom and yelled BANG, but it had no affect.
He threw his twig at him and yelled BOOM, dirt flew up but it also appeared to have no affect.
Zane thinks to himself that he needs to go hand to hand to stop this guy, so he jumps up with his stick and stabs at the enemy yelling STAB STAB, and Zane is promptly ground into a bloody pulp under the enemies heels.
The enemy, unaffected, kept moving forward, all the time whispering Tank, Tank, Tank, Tank.
