Invading Brisbane Australia

[Aussie Digger]

If I invaded Australia, the first thing I'd do is ban exports of crap lager. sorry.

What and force us to drink Fosters? Damn tyrant...

 

[Brit]

too right. I am convinced that the export of Fosters is part of a conspiracy to take over the world! who can be bothered to fight back after 8 pints of fosters?

 

[larryzou]

Im not sure if the range is correct but i can imagine AA missiles positioned on Mt Cootha or other surrounding mountains would have a nice clear shot over the city.

 

[crazypole]

"too right. I am convinced that the export of Fosters is part of a conspiracy to take over the world! who can be bothered to fight back after 8 pints of fosters?"

After 8 pints, noone could be bothered to fight. But down at least 12 pints in a night and most guys are up for a fight, if not very good at it.

 

[Brit]

Isn't the use of Fosters expressly forbidden under the Geneva convention?

 

[FutureTank]

Infiltratete down the canal north of the Brisbane Airport.
Disembark and secure Airport (excellent terrain there).
Bring in own air support.
Secure Gateway bridge to prevent 2 Division units just driving in from Sydney/Singleton
Advance to Enoggera Barracks and do some damage there (including 1 Division HQ)
Secure central Brisbane.
Demand 5 million dollars, an autograph from Nicole Kidmann and a flight out to Fiji

 

[Big-E]

Last time I stayed with my aunt in Logan we went into the city and saw a BDM convention walking the streets. If you want to invade Brizzie you can have it.

 

[old faithful]

ha ha! I kinda agree with big E on that! However, an invasion of Brisvegas would require great timing....how about 9.30 pm on state of origin night(QLD vs NSW rugby league football), population will be at Lang park and gathered in pubs! :shudder But if NSW are winning, i wouldnt want to be the invader!

 

[Mick73]

Well if you came from North Queensland you have to deal with the Bruce Hwy...not a good road to say the least! Then you have to deal with the maze of roads and streets in and around Brisbane. If you came in from the south you have to deal with peak hour traffic...bottle necks and a maze of roads with more bends then the Thames river. Come from the sea...well just see how long you last if you mess around with a crab pot! It takes hours to find anthing in Brisbane and there is no direct routes for anything. So this is a good reason for not getting a 2nd bridge or tunnels under the river. However if you do it on ANZAC day it would be a piece of piss!