7 Explosive Fart Controversies

[DouglasLees]

The perennial question is which is the superior type of fart: the Loud and Proud or the Silent But Deadly. The former has immediate comedic value, whereas the latter can be quite an form of guerrilla warfare!

 

[ngatimozart]

The perennial question is which is the superior type of fart: the Loud and Proud or the Silent But Deadly. The former has immediate comedic value, whereas the latter can be quite an form of guerrilla warfare!

I served in the RNZAF with a guy who's silent and violent was well beyond a WMD. He could clear a full lift in one floor. Later he was commissioned from the ranks.

 

[At lakes]

I got thrown out of a posh pub/nite club in Auckland singing The Good Ship Venus. It wasn't the song that upset management the most it was the fact I was standing on the Bar with a bottle of Southern Comfort in my hand, trying to get the rest of the patrons to join in.

 

[ngatimozart]

I got thrown out of a posh pub/nite club in Auckland singing The Good Ship Venus. It wasn't the song that upset management the most it was the fact I was standing on the Bar with a bottle of Southern Comfort in my hand, trying to get the rest of the patrons to join in.

Were you in the RNZAF at the time? I was part of a group of RNZAF bods that were asked to leave a Christchurch drinking establishment for singing Swing Low Sweet Charity. For some strange reason they took strong exception to the accompanying actions. Mind you that was after a full throated rendition of the engineers song. They had no sense of humour about it.

 

[DouglasLees]

Were you in the RNZAF at the time? I was part of a group of RNZAF bods that were asked to leave a Christchurch drinking establishment for singing Swing Low Sweet Charity. For some strange reason they took strong exception to the accompanying actions. Mind you that was after a full throated rendition of the engineers song. They had no sense of humour about it.

Swing Low Sweet Chariot, surely?(!)

 

[At lakes]

I know the words and the action to Swing low....well I was a member of a music/singing group in Whenuapai called the Whorehouse quartet.

 

[ngatimozart]

Swing Low Sweet Chariot, surely?(!)

It was the actions that went with it that the publican didn't like. Something about families and that in the bar.

 

[DouglasLees]

I served in the RNZAF with a guy who's silent and violent was well beyond a WMD. He could clear a full lift in one floor. Later he was commissioned from the ranks.

... Were you anywhere near that standard?

 

[ngatimozart]

... Were you anywhere near that standard?

The fart standard, no. CFR when I was in the RNZAF. I wasn't officer material and wasn't interested. It was more attitude than anything else. I worked for a living