Skippy's List » Skippy’s List: The 213 things Skippy is no longer allowed to do in the U.S. Army
Epic, to put it mildly. I liked:
92. When asked to give a few words at a military ceremony “Romper Bomper Stomper Boo” is probably not appropriate.
95. I am not in need of a more suitable host body.
101. I am not allowed to mount a bayonet on a crew-served weapon.
106. I may not trade my rifle for any of the following: Cigarettes, booze, sexual favors, Kalishnikovs, Soviet Armored vehicles, small children, or bootleg CD’s.
115. I should not speculate on the penis size of anyone who outranks me.
EDIT: 156. I will no longer perform “lap-dances” while in uniform.
157. If I take the uniform off, in the course of the lap-dance, it still counts.
181. Pokémon® trainer is not an MOS.
Epic, to put it mildly. I liked:
92. When asked to give a few words at a military ceremony “Romper Bomper Stomper Boo” is probably not appropriate.
95. I am not in need of a more suitable host body.
101. I am not allowed to mount a bayonet on a crew-served weapon.
106. I may not trade my rifle for any of the following: Cigarettes, booze, sexual favors, Kalishnikovs, Soviet Armored vehicles, small children, or bootleg CD’s.
115. I should not speculate on the penis size of anyone who outranks me.
EDIT: 156. I will no longer perform “lap-dances” while in uniform.
157. If I take the uniform off, in the course of the lap-dance, it still counts.
181. Pokémon® trainer is not an MOS.